A Poem That I Saw In School

This is a poem that I saw in school.

Ahem, ahem. (clearing throat)

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.

Beans, beans, good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.

The more you fart, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Beans, beans, they give you gas,
Go in your mouth and out your ass.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!